For the South African fans, you’re probably used to our politicians making fools of themselves and pop culture parodying it. Philip is here, bloody agent, Pres Zuma’s showerhead and all that nonsense. So when Bheki Cele made his speech about the poor physical state of our police force, it was the opportunity for all the musicians and DJ’s out there to get their licks in. Do a google search for “chest out, stomach in” and you’ll find a bunch of remixes. In case you’re too lazy here’s one Remix in easy reach for you lazy, lazy readers. And here’s a bunch more, cos the web is all about being lazy.

Envy your body! mmmm.