After a long stint in the UK some friends came back to SA and we celebrated in the time honored tradition of boozing next to a fire.
They say London is the heart of the western world but I say any place where the food is so bad you get into the habit of hosing [...]

I was lucky enough to attend the Johannesburg show last Sunday and it was, in a word, phenomenal. The entire spectacle is something of a phenomenon, whether it’s Steve Hofmeyer’s antics, to the chaos of so many people descending on the stadium to the unreal feeling of being part of something bigger every time Bono [...]

“Cold Burger Baz?”“It’s warm enough.”“Why don’t you microwave it?”“I dunno D, I think if you put a Mcdonalds burger in the microwave the world might end.”

No, there is no actual chart. It’s not like I have a list pinned up somewhere with the headline “Worst Lyrics Ever” that i regularly update. You’ve heard the Song “Sexy Bitch” by David Guetta and featuring Akon. If you haven’t check out the vid below. I hear it every day, at least four or [...]

I’ve been pretty damn slack recently with elbowLick and I don’t really have any sort of excuse. Here’s the short version of what I’ve been doing in the last two months:
I spent the first two weeks of October surfing my head off with a bunch of great friends in the Maldives.
Then I came back to [...]