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		<title>Scrubbing the sausage</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2011 19:48:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dorin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After a long stint in the UK some friends came back to SA and we celebrated in the time honored tradition of boozing next to a fire. 
They say London is the heart of the western world but I say any place where the food is so bad you get into the habit of hosing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Be a Part of #U2360SA</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2011 14:34:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dorin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bono]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The stage for the 360]]></description>
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		<title>The Epicurean Equivalent of Dividing By Zero</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 13:15:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dorin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[barry tuck]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mcdonalds]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Cold Burger Baz?&#8221;&#8220;It&#8217;s warm enough.&#8221;&#8220;Why don&#8217;t you microwave it?&#8221;&#8220;I dunno D, I think if you put a Mcdonalds burger in the microwave the world might end.&#8221;

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		<title>Akon takes top spot on Worst Lyric Ever chart</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jan 2011 20:13:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dorin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[the large number of people who worked on this track, who were involved in taking it from concept to finished product, not one of them stopped, looked at that line and thought "If I tried for about two minutes, I could probably come up with something better. Hell, if I tried for three it might even rhyme with the previous lyric!"

Instead, this piece of halfhearted apathy made it onto the final cut, and we have to be bombarded with Akon's lament that he, a so-called artist, is so blown away by this woman that instead of pouring his passion into his work, he's just gonna tell us all he has writer's block.]]></description>
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		<title>MIA no more, bitches</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 20:50:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dorin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been pretty damn slack recently with elbowLick and I don&#8217;t really have any sort of excuse. Here&#8217;s the short version of what I&#8217;ve been doing in the last two months:
I spent the first two weeks of October surfing my head off with a bunch of great friends in the Maldives.
Then I came back to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>USB Ports in Cars</title>
		<link>http://www.elbowlick.com/index.php/2010/11/usb-port-in-car/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2010 19:07:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dorin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I own several devices that charge off of USB cables through my computer. I&#8217;m sure millions of other people have at least one. Which begs the question why doesn&#8217;t every car built in the last three years have a USB port so i can charge these devices on the road?
Never mind the adaptors you have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Photo caption of the Year.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2010 14:36:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dorin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This one came courtesy of Mattress.


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		<title>Please, Please let this be real.</title>
		<link>http://www.elbowlick.com/index.php/2010/09/hostchopper/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 12:09:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dorin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[web hosting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you needed firm evidence that things have changed in the world of business, this link from Mattress should do it for you.
Epic..

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		<title>The Most Solid Facial Ever</title>
		<link>http://www.elbowlick.com/index.php/2010/09/facial/</link>
		<comments>http://www.elbowlick.com/index.php/2010/09/facial/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 18:56:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dorin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[amazing race]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[college humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jay]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[seedless]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a couple of friends named Mattress and Jay. They&#8217;re brothers. They like whiskey and rum. They&#8217;re basically two of the coolest guys you could ever hope to call friends. They also occasionally send out some very cool stuff. If the two of them shared a blog and sold advertising stuff, they&#8217;ed be making [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What the fuck is wrong with surfing?</title>
		<link>http://www.elbowlick.com/index.php/2010/08/surfing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 21:09:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dorin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[airs]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m watching the ridiculously small waves of the Billabong Pro at Teahupoo, and Jordy just did a judo air, on his back hand. Maybe get a browser open with a wikipedia page open or something. Or one of Billabong&#8217;s skate team on skype, that could work. What&#8217;s Bucky Lasek up to right now? It&#8217;s the [...]]]></description>
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