Which page would you rather appear at the top of? The Google Search results for Epitome of Cool or the Google Images results for Definition of cool? This guy appears on one of them.

And it’s not even from one of the main characters.

These are some very cool poster designs for movies found via Paul Snodgrass. In most cases, you need to have seen the movie before you get what’s going on in the poster, but damn, some of these would make fine conversation pieces hanging in your living room. You can buy some of them here. Someone please explain the Ghostbuster one to me. I didn’t get it straight away and lost interest.

For the South African fans, you’re probably used to our politicians making fools of themselves and pop culture parodying it. Philip is here, bloody agent, Pres Zuma’s showerhead and all that nonsense. So when Bheki Cele made his speech about the poor physical state of our police force, it was the opportunity for all the musicians and DJ’s out there to get their licks in. Do a google search for “chest out, stomach in” and you’ll find a bunch of remixes. In case you’re too lazy here’s one Remix in easy reach for you lazy, lazy readers. And here’s a bunch more, cos the web is all about being lazy.

Envy your body! mmmm.

Look at this. A shirt you can actually play. How cool. Bummer if you’re left handed. The drum guy get’s totally into it in the video, and the guitar sounds sick. You could have piano neck ties and double bass shirts for plus size folk. And because after three seconds of introspection all male minds go straight to the gutter, a hot big breasted girl could definitely rock a baby doll tee with a pair of conga drums.

Signature shirts could also be a cool idea, or maybe a dude who plugs into the band and just rocks a huge amp on the front. The Roadie tee.